I don’t know why, but every time I see a semicolon while reading fiction, I get the same reaction: “Why, you pretentious little piece of punctuation, who do you think you are? You’re just a snobby little period dressed in your fancy, schmancy, curly, long dress.”
Weird, huh? I know it’s a kooky hang-up. The only time I should get strange about the use of a semicolon is when it’s misused or abused.
When to use a semicolon
- Commas are used to set off a series of items or phrases in a sentence. But when those items or phrases include commas, you need to use a semicolon for clarity.
I have lived in Goolagong, Utah; Howsit, Texas; and Upyonder, Montana.
The man was an intense, meticulous, and obsessive house cleaner; a tireless, hardworking, and loyal employee; and an all-around nice guy.
- Semicolons are used to join two independent clauses that are closely connected.
Jewelry makes a nice gift; power tools are better.
Chocolate is not a dessert; it’s a major food group.
I couldn’t look at her; she cracked me up.
- Semicolons are also used when two independent clauses are joined by a conjunctive adverb:
The young man was brilliant; however, he was difficult and unreliable.
They all showed up to my party; furthermore, they brought gifts.
Truth be told, the semicolon is a useful tool. Of course, I have used it when writing a series of items that included commas. That’s unavoidable. The other times …
I admit I have been tempted to box away a period or two and try on a semicolon—just to see how I look in it. But it seems so Dom Pérignon and caviar. I’m a beer-and-pretzel kind of writer, after all. I don’t mean Stella Artois, either. I mean the whatever’s-cheapest-and-on-tap kind.
So, yeah. I’m sticking with the tried and true, plain, old period. I’ll leave that fancy period-in-a-dress to the more erudite and sophisticated writers.
2 thoughts on “The semicolon—pretentious punctuation?”
I’m not a huge fan of semicolons either 😉
Glad to see I’m not the only one! Thanks for commenting.